hi there babe

i tried calling you, texting too

i checked your location and it said you'd be here

i'm not used to this place, but, what the hell?

i see you making out with some beach blonde bitch

you're lucky i don't go over there and kick you in the dick

cause who are you to embarrass me?

you messed with the wrong one honey!

i muster up some courage, cause this can't go on

you fucked with the wrong one

i storm up to you, tapping you on the shoulder

oh we are so over!

hi there babe, who the fuck is she?

ahh some whore named sally?

i can't believe you would do such a thing

here, take back your cheap ass ring

i run out of the party into the street

i can't believe you would cheat

on me at such a place that's meant for fun

felt like i was gunned down

so, is sally who you truly want?

cause that scene surely will haunt

me for the rest of my life

guess i have you to thank, right?

hi there babe, who the fuck is she?

ahh some whore named sally?

i can't believe you would do such a thing

here, take back your cheap ass ring

who the fuck do you think you are?

playing me with and my heart?

and apparently you allowed someone to go down on you?

of all places, you chose a bathroom?

she was going off about alcohol breath

i truly feel bereft

we've been engaged for three months

apparently you never loved me enough

well you can have them

i'm done being your woman

don't ever speak to me again

leave me in the past tense

hi there babe, who the fuck is she?

ahh some whore named sally?

i can't believe you would do such a thing

here, take back your cheap ass ring