[Intro – Narrator, sing-talking]
Once upon a Monday, in a land of fake smiles,
Where breakroom coffee’s been sitting for miles…
She came in like thunder, perfume too strong—
The office drama llama... cue her theme song!
(Dramatic cartoon horns + evil laugh)
[Verse 1 – Female 1 sing-talking]
She struts through the cubicles like it’s her throne,
Tossing shade and Post-Its like she’s full-grown.
With a swivel in her chair and a spreadsheet frown,
She’s the CEO of takin’ folks down.
[Toxic Woman – sing-talking, overly sweet voice]
“Oh hiiii, love your outfit… is that thrift?”
Cue record scratch and evil win
[Chorus – Office Ladies, bouncy harmony]
But we sip our tea, and we roll our eyes,
Dodge the drama in business disguise.
We don’t scream. We don’t stoop low—
We plot with grace and let karma flow.
[All Together – cartoon-style harmonized voice]
She throws tantrums, we throw glances,
Playin’ chess while she dances!
She runs her mouth, we run the show—
With killer heels and silent glow!
[Verse 2 – Female 2 + Sound Effects]
She nukes her fish at half past noon (microwave beep),
Then blames the intern—what a cartoon!
Takes credit for work she barely reads,
And gaslights Susan till Susan sees red.
[Toxic Woman – fake sweet sing-talking]
“Oh nooo, I thought you missed the deadline, babe…”
(Gasp! Dramatic sting)
[Female - sweet sing-talking]
Shouldn't you be back in your cave?
[Bridge – Slow & Suspenseful, Female sing-talking]
But little Miss Power Trip don’t see—
The silent rebellion steeps like tea.
While she rants in meetings loud and wrong,
We hum our revenge like a Disney song.
(Cue sneaky tip-toe music)
[Final Chorus – Victorious Style]
We sip our tea and raise a brow,
Our comeback’s classy—not a row.
She’s a storm, but we’re the sky,
With side-eyes sharper than her alibi!
She throws shade, we wear sunnies,
She makes messes, and we make money.
She’ll never know, but oh it’s true—
Our silence speaks louder than her “Whooo?”
[Outro – Female whisper-sing]
And one day, when her drama fades to black…
She’ll see our name on a plaque.
And think, “Hey… she worked here too?”
But girl—you never really knew.
(Cue sparkle sound + villian exit music
Echo
