[Verse 1]
She said “Baby, I’ve been thinkin’, I need somethin’ new,”
Pointin’ at a brochure from a five-star view.
Said “You get your reward, I’ll wear that red dress,”
Next thing I know, I’m sayin’ “Yes, yes, YES.”
She’s booking a suite, I’m picturing fun...
Then dinner ends early and she says, “I’m done.”
[Chorus]
She gets the beach, I get the check,
She gets a robe, I get a wreck.
I thought it was love, turns out it was bait,
That dress hit the floor — then it went back in the crate.
She said, “Not tonight,” with a yawn and a hum,
The lights went out... and the bonnet went on.
Yeah, she gets the trip —
I get Bonnet and Done.
[Verse 2]
She wanted new marble in the bathroom hall,
Said, “Think about the steam when I wear nothin’ at all.”
So I called up a guy, dropped a few grand,
She said, “Babe, you’re the best,” and held my hand.
That night I was ready for some payback bliss…
But she curled up tight and blew me a kiss.
[Chorus]
She gets the spa, I get the tab,
She gets the robe, I get the cab.
I thought I was headed for a steamy scene,
Instead I got Netflix and a knocked-out queen.
She said, “Too much wine,” then poof — she’s gone,
The screen goes black, and the bonnet comes on.
Yeah, she gets the glam —
I get Bonnet and Done.
[Bridge]
There’s promises made when the wine hits right,
But by bedtime, she’s out like a light.
I’m left with the bill and my socks still on…
She’s dreamin’ of Paris with her bonnet on.
[Final Chorus]
She gets the bling, I get the broke,
She gets a nap, I get the joke.
I’m a man of my word, but she’s quick with the con,
She gets what she wants, then she’s snorin’ by dawn.
The mood’s long gone, and I ain’t the one…
She wins the night with her Bonnet and Done.