[Verse 1]
Had the lights down low, snacks stacked high,
Redstone candlelight and that look in my eye.
Said, “Baby, tonight’s just you and me,
Some diamond gear and a flat-screen spree.”
She said, “You mean a movie?” I said, “Sorta, yeah...”
Then I loaded up the realm and she just stared.
[Chorus]
Minecraft and chill — but she said no,
Rolled her eyes, grabbed her purse, hit the door slow.
I had plans to build us a house on the hill,
But she wasn’t feelin’ that pixel thrill.
She said, “You need help,” I said, “I need coal,”
She took the car and the dinner roll.
Minecraft and chill...
But she said no.
[Verse 2]
Had the bed laid out with obsidian flair,
Even built her a throne with a creeper chair.
Said, “Come sit down, let me show you the mine,”
She said, “This ain’t Netflix, it’s a waste of time.”
I said, “Girl, you don’t get it — this world’s all ours,”
She said, “Yeah? Then go marry those cows.”
[Chorus]
Minecraft and chill — but she said no,
Left me with a sword and a big red bow.
I had armor, torches, and plans to dig,
But she wanted wine and a dance floor gig.
She said, “I’m not playin’ some blocky show,”
She took the wine, I took the blow.
Minecraft and chill...
But she said no.
[Bridge – Breakdown]
Now I’m sittin’ in a cave with my pixel dog,
Heart broke bad in a foggy bog.
All I wanted was to show her the game,
But now my love life's in creative shame.
[Final Chorus]
Minecraft and chill — but she said no,
Guess diamonds and dirt don’t steal the show.
She said “I want romance,” I said “I got beds!”
Now I’m sleepin’ solo while she paints the town red.
I thought this night would be all aglow...
Minecraft and chill...
But she said no.
[Outro – Spoken, defeated]
She took the wine... and the TV remote.
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