Swiping left over and over again
Then, you popped up with bio saying you were looking for a friend
I swiped right and scored a match with you
Is this true?
Am I dreaming?
Is this correct what I’m reading?
I typed up, hello how are you?
She replied good, what do you do?
I said pharmacist
How bout you?
She said nurse, and my love language is kiss
We video called for days
Her face put me in a daze
I asked her on a date
She said wait
We are friends and I wear contact lens
I said let’s meet at Olive Garden
She said great, I’ll see you then
This is a modern love story
Especially if you’re in your forties
Swiping left so many times until you find that one you swiped right on
Then baby it’s on
Will we marry one day is a question?
But then she says we’re rushin
We should take our time
Remember we’re friends and there’s no love sign
As time goes on and our time together increases
I feel like I’m being defeated
This girl is into me
Everyone can see
But when I try to commit
It’s like I’m committing a crime
She says back off
Remember we’re just friends
Do I have to remind you again?
I’ve got feelings for her
Do I want to kiss her? Sure
So I lean in for a kiss
But this time she didn’t diss
Sparks fly, stars fall, the moon is bright
Damn, this is tight
Was I right?
Shit, she’s staying all night
She starts to bite
Feelings flying high as a kite
We’re finally together
This is so much better
This is a modern love story
Especially if you’re in your forties
Swiping left so many times until you find that one you swiped right on
Then baby it’s on
Will we marry one day is a question?
But then she says we’re rushin
We should take our time
Remember we’re friends and there’s no love sign
After a year of us together
Things have gotten so much better
But then she wrote me a letter
My eyes start to blur
My speech starts to slur
Tears start to form
What is she doing?
She says she’s needs more space
She wants to train for a marathon race
She loves me but we can’t be together
She wants to look for someone better
She’s not ready to commit
And hike to the highest summit
I will never forget you
But I’m not for you
This is a modern love story
Especially if you’re in your forties
Swiping left so many times until you find that one you swiped right on
Then baby it’s on
Will we marry one day is a question?
But then she says we’re rushin
We should take our time
Remember we’re friends and there’s no love sign
Scrolling online I see her posting vids of herself
This can’t be her and has to be someone else
It’s her seeking attention
Men is her ambition
Dressed in minimal clothes
Running around showing her toes
Posting dance videos in Lowe’s
Yoga pants on and bending over
Posting singing videos in a Toyota Rover
Was this really the same woman I loved?
Showing narcissistic behavior
Addicted to her phone
While I’m all alone
This is a modern love story
Especially if you’re in your forties
Swiping left so many times until you find that one you swiped right on
