🎧 [Intro – chill lo-fi beat, spoken deadpan]
She said “sit down”…
Then sat on my lap like the Queen of Temptation.
I saw heaven…
Then she dipped.
Now I'm sittin' here with regrets… and a hoodie boner.
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🎤 [Verse 1 – bouncy rap flow]
Saw her at the function, hips on full display,
She walked up like taxes — took my breath away.
Said, “You look like trouble,” I said, “I AM,”
Next thing I know, cheeks landin' like BAM.
🍑 Bounce bounce — yeah, right on my lap,
Body so cold, gave my soul a slap.
Whispered in my ear, voice sweet like sin,
“Wanna come home?” — then she ghosted my skin.
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🎤 [Chorus – lo-fi melody + layered harmonies]
💔 She grabbed me by the balls… then bounced,
Left me starin’ at the wall, feelin’ trounced.
🎈 I had dreams, I had hope, I had pants,
Now I’m sittin’ in a vibe with no chance.
She played me soft, then played me dumb,
Now I’m scrollin’ memes with a bottle of rum.
📵 Blueballin’ ain’t romantic or fair,
She clapped on my lap — then vanished like air.
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🎤 [Verse 2 – half-rapped, half-sung lazy style]
Booty like a bounce house, brain said yes,
Heart said love, but my zipper said stress.
She gave me a look like she knew my PIN,
Then hit me with a “lol jk” grin.
Talked like a goddess, moved like a crime,
Rubbed my thigh like she owed it time.
Then dipped mid-sentence, phone on mute,
Left me alone with a candle and… fruit.
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🎧 [Bridge – low lo-fi beat, soft rap]
This ain’t heartbreak — it’s lower.
It’s knowing you almost scored… then snored alone.
Her scent still in my hoodie,
My dignity? Gone with the wind… and her booty.
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🎤 [Final Chorus – full beat drop, echo FX]
🎤 She grabbed me by the balls… then ghosted,
Now my will to live’s fully toasted.
😔 Dreams in my lap, pain in my jeans,
Still replayin' her bounce in slow-mo scenes.
📺 Netflix on, heart offline,
Thought I met the one — got left on "Decline."
🍃 So now I sit, I chill, I sigh…
And wonder why the best cheeks always say goodbye.
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🎧 [Outro – lo-fi fade, fake motivational voice]
This has been a PSA:
Don’t trust the bounce if it ain’t got follow-through.
Blue balls are real.
Your feelings are valid.
Protect your lap. 🫡
