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Lyrics
[Verse]
Well, I met a gal named Sally, down at the local bar,
She took one look and hollered, "Boy, you must be a star!"
But when we got to business, she let out a high-pitched scream,
She said, "Your troubles, honey, are bigger than they seem!"
[Verse 2]
Tried to buy some jeans, and Lord, it's quite a fight,
The zipper won't quite zip up, and the button's screamin' tight,
Got a tent like a circus, and it's harder to conceal,
Living with this burden, y'all, I've gotta keep it real.
[Chorus]
I wish my troubles weren't so giant, my worries weren't so long,
Can't find a single partner who isn't singin' the same song,
Doc says he can't help me, no surgical relief,
I'm just a man with big regrets, and a life filled with disbelief.
[Verse 3]
One day at the beach, tried to dive into the surf,
The waves pushed back against me and the lifeguard lost his nerve,
Kids made sandcastles around it, thought it was driftwood swell,
I'm cursed with this big burden, and let me tell ya, it's hell.
[Bridge]
Tried to ride a horse once, but the saddle didn’t fit,
Couldn’t get the thing to gallop, balance was a pain, I admit,
Horses in the stable, they all turned their heads,
Asked if they could help somehow, but I rode bicycles instead.
[Chorus]
I wish my troubles weren't so giant, my worries weren't so long,
Can't find a single partner who isn't singin' the same song,
Doc says he can't help me, no surgical relief,
I'm just a man with big regrets, and a life filled with disbelief.
Details
GeneratedOct 16, 2024
Duration2:20
Style
country comedic
Credits
Prompt byGlitchMix872
ModelAria v3.5
Prompt
A funny country song about a man wishing his penis wasn’t so big. Be very discrptive and funny.
