[Verse 1]
You slide the plate across the table
Say
“trust me
Just take one bite”
I’m trying hard to be grateful
But my face gives me away on sight
[Chorus]
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot
Kinda wrong
Kinda still cute
I don’t hate it
But I won’t ask for two
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot (hey!)
[Verse 2]
You’re watching me the whole time
Waiting for a five-star review
I chew slow
Searching for kind words
That are somewhere halfway true
[Chorus]
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot
Kinda sweet
Kinda like glue
I don’t hate it
But I won’t ask for two
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot (oh-oh)
[Bridge]
Maybe next time we just order in
Or I’ll cook and you can taste my sins
We’ll laugh so hard that we both agree
The secret ingredient is you and me
[Chorus]
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot
Kinda weird
Kinda “that’s you”
I don’t hate it
‘cause I’m here with you
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot (one more!)
It’s not bad
It tastes like a toot