Clumsy Climbing Chipmunk

[Verse 1]
Tiny paws on the window screen
Acting brave
Acting mean
Tail all tangled in its own design
Little leap
Big mistake
Whole body did a jelly shake
I swear it slipped in slow rewind
[Chorus]
Clumsy climbing chipmunk
What are you doin'? (hey!)
You had one job and you’re already losin'
I laughed so loud I scared myself
So awkward I just closed the window
Clumsy climbing chipmunk
You stole the show
[Verse 2]
One paw up
Three paws stuck
Face like “wow
I messed this up”
Cheeks still packed like it planned a heist
Noseprint smeared on the dusty glass
Slid down slow like it’s late for class
If clout was nuts
You’d be over-iced
[Chorus]
Clumsy climbing chipmunk
What are you doin'? (oh yeah)
You had one job and you’re already losin'
I laughed so hard I had to hide
So awkward I just closed the window
Clumsy climbing chipmunk
Thanks for my day’s joy ride

Bouncy acoustic comedy track; bright ukulele and light upright bass walking under snappy hand percussion. Male vocals with cartoonish timing, tight doubles on punchlines. Choruses pop with gang shouts and goofy whistles; brief half-time drop on last chorus for extra hilarity before a quick, clean button ending., comedy