Shoobedoobedoo
A woopwopadooospotification
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This is an ode
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To my truest friend
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To my most valued friend
This is
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My tribute to
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My scatalicious cool cat
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Blazing through the cosmos
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An ode
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To spot
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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadro ped,
carnivorous
by nature;
Your visual,
olfactory, and
auditory Senses contribute
to your hunting skills and
natural defenses.
I find myself
intrigued by your sub
vocal
oscillations,
A singular
development of cat
Communications that obviates
your basic hedonistic
Predilection for a rhythmic
stroking of your
fur to demonstrate
affection.
A tail
is quite
essential for your
acrobatic talents;
You would not be so
agile if you lacked its counter
balance.
And when not being utilized
to aid in
loco
motion,
It often serves to illustrate
the state of your
emotion.
O Spot,
Spot
the complex levels of behavior
you display
Connote a fairly
well-developed cognitive
array.
And...
though you are not sentient,
dear Spot,
and do
not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider
you a true and
valued friend
That spot
He's a coooool cat
This cat
The Scat cat
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The cat with the
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Cheshire cat grin
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Spot
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There's a new cat
Skiddley doo wop
A new cat on this here ship
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What ship is that
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The flag ship
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The premier ship
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Of the federation
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The federation of
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United federation of planets
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NCC 1701-D
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USS Enterprise
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5th Ship in line
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Hey spot.
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Boldly goin'
badabadoo
To the place
Flying through the stars
Cruising the suns of other worlds
Nuclear balls of fusion
Illuminating the cosmos
Nebulae
Stellar nurseries
Studying astrophysics
Living in the heavens
Yeah that Spot
Living the very sweet life on
On the flagship of the federation
The Captain taking us
All over the quadrant
Through wormholes
Transforming
Devolving
Protomorphosis syndrome
Iguana cat
Oh Spot
come with us
On a voyage
These are the voyages
Spots voyages
Boldly goin
Where no feline
Has gone before
Ohh spot
Dear Spot
though you are not sentient,
dear Spot,
and do
not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider
you a true and
valued friend
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Among the stars
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In the transcendence
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Babababoobadoobie
BaBadumbum
Ohh yeah
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