That boat guy

Verse 1
Yo, my neighbor’s out here, buildin’ somethin’ strange,
Wood stacks so high, it’s blockin’ my range.
Hammerin’ all night, no peace in my crib,
Got alpacas in his yard, man, what’s with this jib?
Chickens cluckin’ loud, giraffes in my view,
I’m dodgin’ cow pies when I’m tyin’ my shoe!
Chorus
Neighbor’s wild yard, yo, it’s outta control,
Sawdust in my cereal, it’s takin’ a toll!
Bangin’ and a-screamin’, it’s a zoo, no lie,
I’m callin’ the H. O. A., let’s shut this guy!
Verse 2
Tried to talk him down, he just rambled ‘bout floods,
Said, “Get your floaties, man, it’s comin’ in mud!”
A boat in his backyard? This dude’s lost his mind!
Peacocks screechin’ at 2, I’m losin’ my grind.
Hyenas laughin’ loud, woke my granny at dawn,
I swear a goat ate my mail right off my lawn!
Chorus
Neighbor’s wild yard, it’s a straight-up disgrace,
Lions roarin’ freestyle, spittin’ in my face!
Clangin’ and a-bangin’, it’s a zoo, no lie,
I’m callin’ the H. O. A., say bye to this guy!
Bridge
So I hit up the H. O. A., like, “Yo, shut it down!
This dude’s got a circus, it’s disturbin’ the town!”
They sent a cease letter, said, “Stop that noise!”
But now I’m feelin’ shady, like I dissed one of the boys.
I’ll roll up, say sorry, keep it cool, no beef,
But his yard’s lookin’ empty—where’s the animal reef?
Verse 3
Got to his spot, but the scene was all gone,
No boat, no beasts, just a wet, empty lawn.
Sky’s pourin’ buckets, yo, the rain’s comin’ fast,
My kicks underwater, this storm’s gonna last!
Guess he knew somethin’, that weird ol’ dude,
Now I’m freestylin’ in a flood, feelin’ real subdued.
Chorus
Neighbor’s wild yard, it’s vanished, no trace,
I’m swimmin’ in my Timbs, water all in my face!
Shoulda kept it chill, now I’m stuck in the blue,
Too late to apologize, my pad’s a canoe!
Outro
So props to my neighbor, wherever you at,
With your big ol’ ship and your animal pack.
Next time I’ll vibe, bring my own pair of hogs,
But for now, I’m just floatin’, rappin’ to the frogs!

Comedic rap, the neighbor is really angry about all the noise