I’ll take the ribs

Yo, I’m Adam, the man, first dude on the scene,

Rulin’ Eden, livin’ life like a dream!

Then Eve came along, messed it all with that fruit,

Took a bite with that snake, now we’re givin’ the boot!

It’s all her fault, yo, she tanked our good gig,

And my side’s still sore where God yanked out my rib!

I’m lopsided, complainin’, feelin’ all out of whack,

Hey, God, can You please just go put my rib back?!

Ribless, ribless, I’m achin’ and sore,

Eve’s to blame, now we’re stuck with these chores!

From paradise to pain, yo, she wrecked it all,

I’m the man, but I’m takin’ the fall!

I’m out here grindin’, tillin’ dirt in the heat,

Namin’ every critter, got no time to eat!

Eve’s just chillin’, while I’m pullin’ all the weight,

Pickin’ fruit, dodgin’ thorns, man, this ain’t my fate!

I used to lounge with the lions, vibe with the breeze,

Now I’m sweatin’ in the dust, got no time for ease!

That rib was my pride, kept my swagger intact,

God, hook me up, yo, I need that rib back!

Ribless, ribless, I’m achin’ and sore,

Eve’s to blame, now we’re stuck with these chores!

From paradise to pain, yo, she wrecked it all,

I’m the man, but I’m takin’ the fall!

Yo, Eve, why’d you listen to that sneaky snake?

Now we’re banned from the garden, what a dumb mistake!

I’m hoein’ this ground, got no help, just me,

While you’re pickin’ flowers, livin’ carefree!

My rib’s gone for good, I’m a mess, it’s a fact,

God, I’m beggin’ You, man, can You glue my rib back?!

I’m the king of this dirt, but I’m feelin’ so rough,

Eve’s got my bone, and I’ve had enough!

I’m weedin’, I’m seedin’, I’m fixin’ the gate,

Eve’s out there nappin’, yo, she’s skatin’ on fate!

I’m namin’ the bugs, the birds, and the cows,

While she’s sippin’ on juice, takin’ leisurely vows!

My rib’s in her side, now she’s walkin’ so bold,

But I’m stuck with the grind in this dusty, hot cold!

I’m the man, but I’m broken, my swagger’s gone flat,

God, slide me that rib, yo, I need it back stat!

Ribless, ribless, I’m achin’ and sore,

Eve’s to blame, now we’re stuck with these chores!

From paradise to pain, yo, she wrecked it all,

I’m the man, but I’m takin’ the fall!

God:

Yo, Adam, quit cryin’, stop blamin’ your wife!

You chomped that fruit too, brought this strife to your life!

That rib’s gone for good, you ain’t gettin’ it back,

So do your work and get back on track.

Yo I love you Adam, but enough of this rib hunch, I’ll took you some snake, now it’s time for lunch