Gibb battle

[MC Chill steps to the mic, cool and confident]
Yo, yo, yo, welcome to the battle, let’s set it off right,
I’m MC Chill, spittin’ truth in the spotlight!
My opponent’s shakin’, look at him, he’s a wreck,
Too nervous to rap, man, you’re scarin’ the deck!
Your rhymes are weak, can’t flow, you’re too tense,
Step back, kid, you got no defense!
I’m smooth with the bars, got the crowd in a trance,
You’re stutterin’ already, you ain’t got a chance!
[Gibberish Guru grabs the mic, smirks, and goes OFF]
Zibba-zab zoodle flim-flam quizzle-quack!
Wobble-dee wazzle zippy-zop snack!
Skibbidy bop-bop razzle-ruzz whack!
Jibber-jam jangle skoodle-dee smack!
Fizzle-fazz ploop snizzle-snap zing
Wiggity-wump blibber-blob fling
Zoopity zang crinkle-crunk skwee
Ploop-plip razzmatazz kooky-kaz glee
Yip-yap yoodle shimmy-sham zoot
Bizzle-boop bop wobble-wob toot
[Crowd goes wild, Guru’s flow is unreal]
Womp-womp skoodle bizzle-boop bling
Flim-flam zoodle razzle-ruzz sing
Jibber-jab pop skibbidy skwee
Zippy-zang wobble flizzle-floop free
Yoodle-dee yip crinkle-crunk zap
Gibberish gizzle wazzle-wob clap
Ziggy-zag zoot flim-flam bop-bop
Skizzle-dee skedaddle wibble-wob plop
Razzle-dazz skwee jangle-jib whack
Zoopity zang-zang gibber-gab smack
[Guru leans into the mic, crowd losing it]
Flibber-floop zazzle snizzle-snap skwomp
Wibble-dee wazzle bizzle-boop chomp
Skoodle-skwee zing razzle-ruzz plink
Jangle-jib joodle flim-flam blink
Zibba-zab zang crinkle-crunk wham
Gibberish zap yo kooky-kaz slam!
[MC Chill’s jaw drops, Guru bows]
Yo, Chill, you thought I’d choke, but I’m stealin’ the show,
Gibberish flow, man, it’s wilder than you know!
Zoodle-dee zazz flim-flam skwee
Ploopity plip, yo, you can’t touch me!

Punk, like artist NF, male, intense, bass