Verse 1)
I strolled with Jesus, the man with all the flair,
Turning water to wine, yeah, he had that prayer.
He preached of love, of a kingdom shiny and bright,
But folks were snoozin’, not ready for the fight.
I saw the big plan, I knew what had to be,
A little nudge from yours truly—call it destiny!
I loved that guy, he was my number one bro,
But to save the world, I had to steal the show.
(Chorus)
I’m Judas, the dude with the ultimate plan,
Gave a kiss so epic, it sparked the salvation jam!
No traitor here, I’m the hero of the tale,
With a peck on the cheek, I made the world set sail.
Oh, Judas, Judas, grin from ear to ear,
I flipped the script, brought the holy cheer!
No villain vibes, just a righteous call,
I smooched my way to save us all!
(Verse 2)
Jesus winked at me, said, “Judas, you’re my guy,
Time to shake things up, let’s make the heavens fly!”
I grabbed my moment, in the garden’s moonlit glow,
Planted one on his cheek—bam! It’s time to go!
The priests were grumpy, their robes in a twist,
But I was the match that lit the holy assist.
They called it betrayal, but I’m laughing out loud,
My kiss was the kickoff to the victory crowd!
(Chorus)
I’m Judas, the dude with the ultimate plan,
Gave a kiss so epic, it sparked the salvation jam!
No traitor here, I’m the hero of the tale,
With a peck on the cheek, I made the world set sail.
Oh, Judas, Judas, grin from ear to ear,
I flipped the script, brought the holy cheer!
No villain vibes, just a righteous call,
I smooched my way to save us all!
(Bridge)
They’ll write me as the bad guy, the sneak with no class,
But I’m the MVP who got us past the impasse!
That kiss wasn’t shady, it was pure as gold,
A smoochy little move for the greatest story told!
So raise a glass to me, the guy who made it pop,
I turned the world around with one holy lip-plop!
(Chorus)
I’m Judas, the dude with the ultimate plan,
Gave a kiss so epic, it sparked the salvation jam!
No traitor here, I’m the hero of the tale,
With a peck on the cheek, I made the world set sail.
Oh, Judas, Judas, grin from ear to ear,
I flipped the script, brought the holy cheer!
No villain vibes, just a righteous call,
I smooched my way to save us all!
(Outro)
So sing my jingle, let’s rewrite the lore,
I’m not the bad guy—I’m the guy you adore!
With a wink and a kiss, I turned the tide,
Judas, the smoocher, took it all in stride!
Oh, Judas, Judas, I’m the king of cool,
I saved the world with my smoochy little tool!
No shade, no shame, just a heavenly ball,
I puckered up to save us all!
Mmm I was cool but now I’m kinda hot. Chillin in hell ain’t the funnest spot!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghbbhh
MolonMolex
