Driving down the south at 100 mile an hour
Feeling the sweat run down my forehead
White knuckling the steering wheel with one thing on my mind. Where is the closest bathroom
I wiggle in my seat with ass cheeks clinched so tight I hit a bump and was in for a fright. I'm a shitting cowboy. I ride this shit into the sunlight. With a mountain mess in my pants. I pull pants off and shit is everywhere. Shit flies onto the window shit plies to the sky I ride off into the sunlight as ashitty cowboy.
I cry from the stink and cry from the mess all the way home to clean up my mess.