Fart

I wake up to the sunrise

Lift my head up high

Ready to start my day

I pull myself out of the bed sheets

And a familiar smell is in sight

I look down in my underwear

And poo is in sight

This may be just in spite

Pushing way to hard to rip that fart last night

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I

I

I

Shit my pants

I

I

I

Shit my pants

I stained the sheets

I stained my underwear

But now I declare

No farts tonight

I changed the way I eat

I changed how hard I push

I won't let one rip

Cause believe me it'll will drip

I

I

I

Shit my pants