I wake up to the sunrise
Lift my head up high
Ready to start my day
I pull myself out of the bed sheets
And a familiar smell is in sight
I look down in my underwear
And poo is in sight
This may be just in spite
Pushing way to hard to rip that fart last night
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I
I
I
Shit my pants
I
I
I
Shit my pants
I stained the sheets
I stained my underwear
But now I declare
No farts tonight
I changed the way I eat
I changed how hard I push
I won't let one rip
Cause believe me it'll will drip
I
I
I
Shit my pants