Loser

I’m sitting in the driveway in a car that won't start

Just another broken piece of my pathetic-ass heart

I got a notice on the glass saying "pay up or leave"

I got a lot of big dreams that I’ll never achieve

My friends are all married and they’re buying a house

I’m stuck in this basement playing cat and mouse

With a debt collector calling every hour on the dot

I’m the poster child for everything that you are not.

(Pre-Chorus)

Yeah, I’m a joke, I’m a mess, I’m a total mistake

I’m the heavy-duty pressure that’s about to make me break

Look me in the eyes, tell me what do you see?

A giant flashing sign saying "don't be like me."

(Chorus)

’Cause I’m a deadbeat, I’m a drop-out, I’m a waste of space

I’m a permanent blemish on the human race

I’m the king of the dirt, I’m the lord of the low

I’m the guy you gotta ask to leave the show

I’m a loser, I’m a loser, and I’m proud of the fact

That I’ve never had a single thing together or intact

Yeah, I’m a loser!

(Verse 2)

I went to the party just to stand by the wall

Then I spilled a whole beer and I started to fall

I ripped my only jeans from the crotch to the knee

Now the whole entire room is just laughing at me

I tried to play it cool, tried to make a little joke

But my voice did that thing where it started to croak

So I ran out the door and I tripped on the curb

I’m the definition of a "do not disturb."

(Bridge)

Every time I try to win I end up coming in last

I’m a future full of holes and a garbage-can past

I’m a zero, I’m a nothing, I’m a big fat "no"

I’m the guy that’s always stuck at the red light, go!

JUST GO!

(Chorus)

’Cause I’m a deadbeat, I’m a drop-out, I’m a waste of space

I’m a permanent blemish on the human race

I’m the king of the dirt, I’m the lord of the low

I’m the guy you gotta ask to leave the show

I’m a loser, I’m a loser, and I’m proud of the fact

That I’ve never had a single thing together or intact

Yeah, I’m a loser!

(Outro)