[Verse]
They’re bangin' on the door at five past noon
Mom’s yelling 'bout the sink
Dad’s howlin' at the moon
Brother stole my keys
Sis is blastin' her tunes
This house is a circus
I’m the sad baboon
[Chorus]
Oh family ties and alibis
They push my buttons and roll their eyes
But if I snap they'll televise
So I just breathe and fantasize
[Verse 2]
Uncle Bob ate the last slice of pie
Grandma’s gossiping 'bout her neighbor’s new guy
Cousin Joe won’t stop with his fishin’ lies
I swear this place could make a monk go awry
[Chorus]
Oh family ties and alibis
They push my buttons and roll their eyes
But if I snap they'll televise
So I just breathe and fantasize
[Bridge]
There’s love in the chaos
They’ll drive you insane
But they’re all I’ve got when life brings the pain
The thought of revenge feels sweet in my brain
But I’ll save it for stories to entertain
[Verse 3]
The dog just chewed through my new guitar
Aunt Sue parked her car like it’s a bumper car
They’re loud
They’re wild
But they’re who they are
Even when I dream of a family-free bar