[Verse]
Hey little baby with your eyes so bright
Someday you'll grow up and you'll Google at night
But let me warn you before you're old enough to see
Don't Google your daddy
Just take it from me
[Chorus]
Oh no no no don't search my name
The internet's a jungle
It's a hall of shame
What you'll find ain't bedtime stuff
Trust me kid
It's gross enough
[Verse 2]
There are things on the web that should stay unseen
And your daddy's history ain't squeaky clean
From questionable dance moves to some spilled tea
Just trust my advice
Let the past be free
[Chorus]
Oh no no no don't search my name
The internet's a jungle
It's a hall of shame
What you'll find ain't bedtime stuff
Trust me kid
It's gross enough
[Bridge]
There’s a video of me in a chicken suit
And a scandal about a missing boot
That karaoke night
Oh it went so wrong
And don’t even ask about the ping-pong
[Chorus]
Oh no no no don't search my name
The internet's a jungle
It's a hall of shame
What you'll find ain't bedtime stuff
Trust me kid
It's gross enough