[Verse]
Bender crack corn and I don't care
Drinking all day in my swivel chair
Booze in my tank sparks in the air
Bender crack corn and I don't care
[Verse 2]
I stole a ship and left the crew
Took a shortcut through the Milky Blue
With a cigar lit and my ego grew
Bender crack corn and I’m brand new
[Chorus]
Bender crack corn it's my machine
Powered by chaos and a selfish dream
Bender crack corn I'm feeling supreme
No human's better
Or so it would seem
[Verse 3]
I gamble big I cheat I lie
I’ll take your wallet as you walk by
With shiny steel and a glowing eye
Bender crack corn and I reach the sky
[Bridge]
Oh they call me crude but I call it flair
I flip my head like I just don’t care
Built for bending but I don’t play fair
Bender crack corn catch me anywhere
[Chorus]
Bender crack corn it's my routine
Stealing the show like a vending machine
Bender crack corn I'm the robo-king
Bow to the metal hear the chaos ring