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Intro (Spoken) Ayo… real quick— If you woke up tomorrow as a 6-foot talking turtle… What’s your first move? …Yeah, exactly. ⸻ Verse 1 Woke up in a sewer, I’m confused, what’s the deal? Smell hit my nose like “this can’t be real” Looked in the water—reflection was green I said “hold up… why I look like a lean, mean machine?” Got a shell on my back, I’m built like a tank No shirt, no shoes, but I’m somehow rank Then a voice said “son, you must now train” Turned around—rat in a robe explaining pain I said “nah, this a dream, I’m going back to sleep” He said “grab that staff, boy, your stance is weak” Now I’m sparring at 6 AM with a sensei rat Lowkey though… he kinda spitting facts ⸻ Hook Shell shocked lifestyle, living underground No sunlight, just the city sound Pizza every night, yeah we don’t slow down If you hear “cowabunga,” better not stick around Shell shocked lifestyle, ninja on the grind Four brothers with a mission and a sewer state of mind Saving the world but we still clown Yeah we heroes… but we fool around ⸻ Verse 2 Met the crew, they all got different vibes One dude serious like he reading self-help guides One cracking jokes like life’s a meme One building tech like a genius machine And one just mad… like all the time I said “bro, who hurt you?” he said “life.” I said “fine.” We eating pizza like it’s daily nutrition No veggies, just cheese—that’s peak condition Got a call, city in danger again Man we just sat down, can we chill for ten? But nah, time to go, grab the weapons and bounce I ain’t even digest my third slice ⸻ Hook Shell shocked lifestyle, living underground Dodging every villain trying to shut us down Midnight fights while the world asleep Meanwhile I just wanna nap for a week ⸻ Verse 3 Pulled up on a rooftop, moonlight glow I said “this kinda peaceful,” they said “ready? go.” Next thing I know I’m flipping through the air I ain’t trained for this—I’m just out here scared Dude in armor shows up looking extra dramatic Got blades everywhere, man this dude problematic I’m like “can we talk this out, maybe grab a slice?” He said “no.” I said “dang… okay, not nice.” We fighting on rooftops, crashing through glass I slipped on a pipe, fell straight on my ass. That Still got up like “I meant to do that move” Confidence high even when I don’t improve ⸻ Bridge Honestly… These dudes making it look too easy I’m over here breathing heavy after one jump They like “focus your mind” I’m like “I’m focused on lunch” ⸻ Verse 4 Finally back home, I collapse on the floor They like “good work team,” I’m like “I can’t no more” Pizza box open, that’s my reward Living that ninja life… but I’m constantly sore Thinking ‘bout my old life, regular dude Now I’m dodging ninjas and eating fast food Lowkey though… it’s kinda tight No bills, no emails, just fight every night If this is a dream, don’t wake me yet Even with the danger, I ain’t got regrets Yeah it’s chaotic, yeah it’s wild But I’m a ninja turtle… that’s a flex,
Tags
Hip hop, rap, upbeat, male
3:27
No
3/23/2026