Turkey Trouble in the Kitchen

[Verse 1]
Well, I walked into the kitchen, just to grab me a beer,
But what I saw stopped me cold, made me choke on my cheer.
My brother had his sleeves rolled, with a grin so wide,
He was stuffing that turkey—Lord, I almost died!
[Chorus]
Turkey trouble, what’s goin’ on?
Brother’s got his rod where it don’t belong.
Thanksgiving chaos, I can’t look away,
Caught him in the act on this holiday!
[Verse 2]
I hollered, “What the heck, man? Have you lost your mind?”
He said, “I’m tenderizing, it’ll taste just fine!”
Mama walked in, saw the scene, and screamed out loud,
“Put that thing away, boy, you’re makin’ me proud… of my bad cookin’!”
[Prechorus]
The gravy pot’s boilin’, the pie’s in the oven,
But now the turkey’s got a story worth lovin’.
[Chorus]
Turkey trouble, what’s goin’ on?
Brother’s got his rod where it don’t belong.
Thanksgiving chaos, I can’t look away,
Caught him in the act on this holiday!
[Bridge]
Uncle Joe came in, said, “I’ve seen this before,
Back in ‘73 at the ol’ feed store!”
Aunt Sue just laughed, said, “Let the boy be,
A turkey like that needs a personal touch, you see!”

with lively acoustic guitar and a playful fiddle melody weaving through; male vocals, country, humorous