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INTRO

Welcome to the Carnival held by me, Young-E!

Today we'll take a look at these 3 creatures known for their beastly features!

In the first ring, short, long brown hair, ogre face, and always dirty glasses: Izzy B! No need to clap, she doesn't deserve it!

Next we have a foul creature, great at dissing but terrible at life decisions... Daddyman!

Finally, a newly found beast, a stepmom who also wears glasses... Erin!

Yes, thank you for coming! Who should we start with?

Izzy B, I say! Ha ha ha!

VERSE 1

Here is Izzy B, afraid of every roller coaster,

I have so many ways to roast her!

When she sits down, she'll be like Jazz Standard,

If I said she was cute, I would've slandered!

She's afraid of every ride, I wouldn't be confused,

If she feared the Teacups, I'd be amused!

Brings me to that one time on the Mickey and Minnie ride—

Hold it, the shit! Oh, she tried...

Got smushed like a pancake right under her ass,

Sitting in the third row? I'd pass!

CHORUS 1

Thank you! Thank you! It's okay, you can laugh,

But don't go crazy, I have small staff!

Break time! Go get some food, maggots!

I don't care, you rug rats!

Now let me fix Daddyman's face... some makeup here,

Some there... THERE! A slight bit better, but I doubt a professional

Could do half as good as I did... yeah, they could do 2x.

Let's sell barf bags! I made a mistake! Please!?

Since I'm Ringmaster, can I get a free one? Thank you!

VERSE 2

Here we have the smooth-brained Daddyman!

Use your barf bags! I have to clean that! sigh

This little No-Dick-Derrick called me a passenger princess,

But may I remind you about the Government witness?

This little bitch must take me to school,

But if he doesn't, then prison he will drool!

Though I bet he'd think, “Yay!”

But then again, the rest of us would shout “Hooray!”

This little fucker makes fun of a Ferris wheel!

So what if I cried on a barely enclosed cart?

So what if I heard the bolts fall out?

So what if there were no doors?

So what if the thing itself was rusty?

Well, now it's time to pull!

I could say more, but it'd be a mouthful.

CHORUS 2

Okay! Potty time! You can guess what's next!

You'd be dumb if you're perplexed!

Time to bring out the next monster,

Let's do piece by piece so you can conster.

I'll give you time to look it up... Yawn.

VERSE 3

Last and certainly least! Is Erin,

The latest human edition... hopefully.

When looking at the picture, she seems very nice,

She looks like the perfect grain of rice!

But once she's under the microscope,

Under your bed you will not hope!

She took good care of her garden,

That slice of apple really filled me up!

She acts like a prison warden,

But when I clean my room she's like, “Yup!”

I can't even think how many times she's been laid off!

Yet she acts very toff!

Again... some time... TICK TOCK! TICK TOCK!

Enough of this Quick Block Brick Stock!

The show's over! Thank you for coming to the carnival!

CHORUS 3

Hello people, exit right!

Take your flight!

Please don't fight or bite!

Get out, you blights!

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