Spicy Regret

Oh, it started with a spice, a fiery delight

Thought I could handle it all, but I was wrong tonight

I took a bite, the flavor was bold, a dance on my tongue

But little did I know, the storm was already sprung

Chaos in the air, a rumble from within

A warning sign that trouble's about to begin

Caught in a trap, oh, I tried to hold it in

Fate’s cruel joke, where do I begin?

The curry came, and so did the flame

A fiery explosion, oh what a shame

Wishing I could take it all back again

But the fart has no mercy, it’s the end of my reign

Hoping for relief, I ran, I hide, I pray

Nothing could prepare me for this gaseous display

Smell and sound, a deadly duet

I’m just a victim of my spicy regret

Caught in a trap, oh, I tried to hold it in

Fate’s cruel joke, where do I begin?

The curry came, and so did the flame

A fiery explosion, oh what a shame

Wishing I could take it all back again

But the fart has no mercy, it’s the end of my reign

Next time I’ll think twice before I indulge

Lessons learned from this spicy ordeal

Spicy sins, they come with a cost

In this kitchen war, I’m the one lost

So remember my tale, be cautious and wise

Lest you face the fury behind those spicy lies

The curry's delight, but beware the aftermath

A cautionary tale, a gaseous epitaph