[Intro]
Oh no, it's that day again, time to get up, but I pretend
[Verse 1]
Alarm's ringing, yeah, like a banshee scream
My bed's the real MVP, it's my biggest dream
Pink monsters waiting, but my eyes refuse to open wide
Wish I had a teleport, or just a bad day to hide
[Pre-Chorus]
But no, I gotta face the clock, oh what a shock
Pretend I’m a ninja hiding from the walk of shame
Dragging feet, like a zombie in a chain
Wishing Monday was just a bad, bad dream
[Chorus]
Oh, it's Monday morning, I’d rather be yawning
Pretending I’m sick, with a quirky little trick
Oh, Monday morning, why you gotta be dawn-ing?
Can’t I stay in bed, where dreams are instead?
[Bridge]
Maybe I’ll call in sick, say the coffee’s gone thick
Or I sprouted wings and took a sudden trip
But here I am, with a yawn and a grin
Ready to face the week, let the fun begin!
[Outro]
So here's to mornings that make us whine
Running late with a latte, feeling fine
Monday, I’ll mock you all week long
But deep down, I’d miss your crazy song