Monday Morning Blues (But Make It Fun)

Oh no, it's that day again, time to get up, but I pretend

Alarm's ringing, yeah, like a banshee scream

My bed's the real MVP, it's my biggest dream

Pink monsters waiting, but my eyes refuse to open wide

Wish I had a teleport, or just a bad day to hide

But no, I gotta face the clock, oh what a shock

Pretend I’m a ninja hiding from the walk of shame

Dragging feet, like a zombie in a chain

Wishing Monday was just a bad, bad dream

Oh, it's Monday morning, I’d rather be yawning

Pretending I’m sick, with a quirky little trick

Oh, Monday morning, why you gotta be dawn-ing?

Can’t I stay in bed, where dreams are instead?

Maybe I’ll call in sick, say the coffee’s gone thick

Or I sprouted wings and took a sudden trip

But here I am, with a yawn and a grin

Ready to face the week, let the fun begin!

So here's to mornings that make us whine

Running late with a latte, feeling fine

Monday, I’ll mock you all week long

But deep down, I’d miss your crazy song