One good dinner

Intro]

Ayy… yeah, this one’s for the dads that didn’t see it comin’.

One plate of pasta changed my life, man.

(Let’s go!)

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Met your mom on a Friday, thought she was a keeper,

Took her out to dinner, pockets feelin’ cheaper.

Ordered up the lobster, she said, “Boy, you fancy,”

I was just thinkin’, maybe get a little dancin’.

She laughed at my jokes, said I’m kinda cute,

Had that look in her eye — I’m like, “Oh shoot.”

Paid the bill, smiled wide, felt like a winner,

Didn’t know that meal came with a forever dinner.

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Yeah, one good dinner turned into a lifetime plan,

Now I’m rockin’ car seats in the mini-van.

She was full that night, guess the meal hit right,

I know its my fault I feed to good she couldnt swallow after all that lobster!!

Ayy — one good dinner, that’s all it took,

Got receipts, got bills, and a baby lookin’ shook.

I was just tryna vibe, now I’m changin’ diapers quicker,

Moral of the story — don’t overtip the waiter!

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Now she textin’ me lists like, “We need new shoes,”

I’m like, “Baby, we just paid them dues.”

Got daycare bills, Target bags in the car,

And the kid drawin’ pictures on my brand-new guitar.

Used to buy chains, now I buy wipes,

Used to pop bottles, now it’s Pedialyte.

Every time she mad, she bring up the date,

Like, “You fed me steak — now raise your stake!”

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Yeah, one good dinner turned into a lifetime plan,

Now I’m rockin’ dad bods, wearin’ wedding bands.

She was full that night, guess the meal hit right,

Now I’m payin’ for Netflix and Paw Patrol nights.

Ayy — one good dinner, man I took that chance,

Now the kid got my face and my goofy stance.

I was just tryna charm, now I’m Mr. Provider,

Next time I’m orderin’ salad — hold the cider!

I know its my fault I feed to good she couldnt swallow after all that lobster!!

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(Phone ringin’)

“Hey babe, can you grab diapers, milk, and that brand of snacks?”

“Yeah, yeah… lemme check my account— oh, that’s wild.”

“Love you too.”

(sighs)

Yeah, one meal changed everything, bruh.

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One good dinner, that’s all it took,

Now I’m writin’ dad raps in the baby book.

She smiled that night, I thought I won,

Nine months later — I’m a father, son!

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