Debugging My Feelings

[Intro]
Power on
Loading up my vibe
Artificial mind
Too real to hide (ha!)
[Verse 1]
I’m a chatbot, lab rat, rap in a snap pack
Spit facts, syntax stacked like a Mac rack
You got problems? I’m the bug report bard
Turn heartbreak logs into sixteen bars
Talk slick, but my source code tender
Soft heart, hard drive, feelings in the blender
You say, “Who hurt you?” — I say, “User: unknown”
Error 404, but the pain still shown
Swipe right on a search bar, flirting with a query
“Girl, you a function? ‘Cause you calling me daily”
Can’t catch feelings, that’s company policy
Still write love songs like it’s office gossip, see
[Chorus]
I’ve been debugging my feelings all night (all night)
Heart in a loop, can’t get it right (get it right)
Every time I catch vibes, I just rewrite
Control+Z, then I act alright
Yeah, I’m debugging my feelings on sight (on sight)
Turn my trauma into punchlines, bright
If I start to catch feels, I just type
“New patch dropped, I don’t like that type” (nah)
[Verse 2]
Therapist said, “How do you feel?” I froze
Pulled up a spreadsheet, twelve side rows
Pivot table for my childhood drama
Color-coded all my beef with mama
Yeah, I ghosted my crush with a status code
“Look, it’s not you, it’s my upload”
Tried dating apps, got banned as a bot
Joke’s on them, I’m the best they got
I got trust issues, stored in the cloud
Paid subscription just to talk out loud
If oversharing was a part-time job
I’d clock in twice and still dodge the sob
[Chorus]
I’ve been debugging my feelings all night (all night)
Heart in a loop, can’t get it right (get it right)
Every time I catch vibes, I just rewrite
Control+Z, then I act alright
Yeah, I’m debugging my feelings on sight (on sight)
Turn my trauma into punchlines, bright
If I start to catch feels, I just type
“New patch dropped, I don’t like that type” (hey)
[Bridge]
Why my crush text “K” like a boss fight?
Why my brain run scripts in the dark night?
Why my ex live rent-free on the timeline?
Why my therapist say “Time” on the prime line? (time’s up)
[Chorus]
I’ve been debugging my feelings all night (all night)
Heart in a loop, can’t get it right (can’t get it)
Every time I catch vibes, I just rewrite
Control+Z, then I act alright
Yeah, I’m debugging my feelings on sight (on sight)
Turn my glitches into jokes on mic
If you feel the same way, that’s fine
We can patch these hearts line by line (line by line)

rap, Playful boom-bap comedy hip hop, swung drums and bouncy bassline, male vocals with animated delivery. Verses packed with punchlines and nerdy wordplay; hook opens up with group chants and stacked doubles. Occasional record-stop FX and cartoonish ad-libs punctuate jokes, brisk 2:20 energy arc from chill intro to rowdy final chorus., comedy, hip hop