Side quest energy

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Brain at 2%, vibes at 100

Spawn point set — let’s go

Woke up late, still rolled a crit

Battle armor hoodie, yeah that’s the fit

Coffee potion, stamina hit

NPCs mad ’cause I don’t sit

Map too big, I zig I zag

Got ten tabs in my brain, lag lag lag

Life said “focus” — nah that’s cap

I found a raccoon wearing a wizard hat

Everybody running straight lines

I’m out here chasing dumb side signs

Treasure chest? probably socks

But open it anyway — XP rocks

Side quests, main quest, let’s win this

Climb high, sky level, top of the business

Weird squad dancing like nobody watching

Button mash dreams, ain’t nobody stopping

Up on top, crown don’t drop

Glitch through walls, never gonna stop

Life’s a game and we spin that wheel

Side quest energy — that’s the deal

Saved a cat, found a spoon

Bought a cape at noon

Talked to a tree, it hummed a tune

Now we starting a band on the moon

Inventory full of random stuff

Rubber duck, rock, half a glove

Main story yelling “hurry up!”

But this mushroom said it’s in love

So I stayed — vibed — leveled my luck

Rolled a 20 in an ice cream truck

If it’s strange then it’s my route

Plot twist king with the golden loot

Rules bend when we jump that fence

Chaos builds confidence

Everybody serious — nah not me

I’m speedrunning joy on difficulty: free

Side quests, main quest, let’s win this

Climb high, sky level, top of the business

Weird squad dancing like nobody watching

Button mash dreams, ain’t nobody stopping

Up on top, crown don’t drop

Glitch through walls, never gonna stop

Life’s a game and we spin that wheel

Side quest energy — that’s the deal

Pause menu… breathe in…

Why rush when the world’s this big?

Coins in my pocket, stars in my hoodie

Whole squad goofy but the vibes all goodie

Respawn fear? Nah we brave

Every mistake just XP saved

Main quest calling? cool, we’ll see

But the fun’s where the weird stuff be

Side quests, main quest, let’s win this

Up on top, yeah we BEEN this

Laugh loud, jump high, spin quick

Life too short not to be weird with it

Side quests, main quest, crown on top

Dance on the edge, don’t ever stop

Press start — go wild — feel that spark

We lighting the map like glow-in-the-dark

Achievement unlocked:

Too weird to lose.