Oh My Mouth

Oh my oh my oh my my my my my my

My breath is going to make someone die die die die

I need some help, some answers

I called my dentist office and found a cure

Now my mouth is clean and my tongue is pure

My advice to you is this

Stay on top of your cleanings, don’t miss

Be there every six

And don’t use those dang toothpicks

You heard me

Brush yo mouth twice daily

I’m serious, I don’t say this play-ly

Floss before bed, nightly

Swish and spit to be fresh and clean,

And when you kiss your partner they won’t be dead to rights-ly

Come on now, clap your hands together

These lyrics work in all types of weather

Rain or shine, I use that white twine

Snow or sleet, I’m brushing my teeeeeth

Come on now, clap your hands together

This song goes out to all humans, all birds of a feather

Avoid the sugar, and the soda

I say these words like I’m master YODA

This message goes to all who will listen, if you ain’t you be dissin

Don’t listen that’s fine, you’ll be smiling all gums and I’ll be still showing off mine