Limited Exam at Four PM

Look at this photograph…..

Every time I see it, it makes me….

GASPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

What happened? What went wrong?

Whatever it was, that was the tooth’s swan song!

Was it a bar fight? Was it a baseball game? Or was it just dumb luck? Whatever it is, what’s left of that tooth is stuck!!!!

Extraction! Oh baby! This one’s gonna be a test, there’s no doubt or maybe. Hold on to your armrests. Take deep breaths. I hope this tooth comes out easy, cause I’ve got get to a class reunion with the class of two thousand and threeezy!

Look at this photograph….

Every time I see it makes me….

Crinnnnnnge!

We mentioned gum disease! We stressed flossing or see your teeth flapping in the breeze! We told you often, now from here on out you’ll be eaten food that’s boiled and softened.

Extraction! Oh baby! With your gum disease, more than one tooth’s coming out, no doubt or maybe. Don’t worry they all are loose and moving! I gotta get out of here in ten, for that softball game I’m in.

Look at this photograph….

Every time I see it makes me….

Screaaaaaam!

Those are impacted wisdom teeth! I don’t do those, I’m sorry. You’ll have to visit our oral surgery team! Good luck and best wishes. I hope you like mushy foods and dishes. I’ll give you some aspirin or I-bu-profin . I gotta get to the barber shop, while they’re still open.