[Verse 1]
Clock in, apron on, still yawning
Open sign flicks, sun just forming
First rush hits, it's the same three faces
Already asking for the wildest flavors
Kolaches in the case, they point like "those, those"
Clean tray once, in a blink, there it goes
Screen lights up, twenty tickets, all caps
Doordash dinging like it's having a panic attack (hey!)
[Chorus]
It's just kolaches and Karens
Doordash orders I'm staring
Bacon popping, coffee pouring
Same old story every morning
Yeah, it's kolaches and Karens
Name tags, managers, parents
But I'm vibing through the chaos
Till my time card clocks me way off
[Verse 2]
"Excuse me, sweetie, this tastes different"
Same drink, same scoop, same pigment
She wants to "see who's in charge today"
Manager walks up, says exactly what I say
Backline hot, I'm stacking that bacon
Grease on my hands, no breaks, I'm shaken
Order on the screen with a paragraph note
"Ring the bell twice, text me, then quote" (come on)
[Chorus]
It's just kolaches and Karens
Doordash orders I'm staring
Bacon popping, coffee pouring
Same old story every morning
Yeah, it's kolaches and Karens
Name tags, managers, parents
But I'm vibing through the chaos
Till my time card clocks me way off
[Bridge]
I’m on my fifth cup, still half asleep
But I love my crew, we laugh through the heat
We sing dumb hooks while we count that bread
Make a little anthem in my head (woah)
[Chorus]
It’s just kolaches and Karens
Doordash orders I’m tearing
Through the stickers and the printouts
Till the lobby starts to thin out
Yeah, it’s kolaches and Karens
But I’m clocking out, who’s caring
Got a riff stuck in my brain now
Turn this shift into a stage now