The God of Destruction (Beerus)

I woke from my nap with a planet on fire,

One flick of a finger — your gods retire.

Mortals tremble when I stretch or yawn,

Puttin’ death in the air like dusk ‘til dawn.

They pray to myths — I’m the fuckin’ proof,

Step wrong, I erase your timeline’s truth.

Don't talk ‘bout strength — I sneeze, they break,

Put Gokú in check when the heavens quake.

I dine on the finest, sleep for a decade,

Then wake up pissed ‘cause y’all ain’t made grade.

Ain’t here for the drama or mortal games,

I end whole species, don’t leave no names.

Sayin’s? Cute — till they clash with a god,

And find out power ain’t screamin' hard.

Your “legendary forms” don’t tick my nerve,

I'm chaos refined with galactic nerve.

Destruction incarnate, I don't play fair,

Whole planets gone from a lazy glare.

Fuck your heroes, your arcs, your growth,

I’m Beerus the cold — the final oath.

Try me, fight me — that’s suicide,

God of Destruction, I decide who dies.

You flex ki, I flick and you cease,

Hakai ain't talk — it's permanent peace.

Got Whís servin’ meals like it’s Sunday brunch,

While y’all beg fate not to feel my punch.

I run this bitch like a lazy god,

Y’all out here screamin’ just to get stomped.

Trunks with a blade? Gohán with heart?

They all fold fast when I tear worlds apart.

Kamehame-what? That don’t faze me,

Your beams tickle — I nap on crazy.

Don’t care who fuses, or who trains longer,

You climb my tier? I just get stronger.

Mortals obsessed with balance and fate,

But I’m the line they can’t equate.

Zeno nod once — I’m gone in a flash,

But till that day, y’all ash in my path.

Destruction incarnate, I don't play fair,

Whole planets gone from a lazy glare.

Fuck your heroes, your arcs, your growth,

I’m Beerus the cold — the final oath.

Try me, fight me — that’s suicide,

God of Destruction, I decide who dies.

So bow, step back, or vanish from time,

A whisper of thought turns cosmos to grime.

Y’all chase limits — I am the peak,

Now shut the fuck up while the universe sleeps.