[Verse 1]
Pulled up with snacks and a plan
Bad jokes in my left hand
Dave said, “Bro, you’re a menace”
I said, “That’s fair, pass the fennel”
Got a chair in the yard
Got a dog acting hard
Got one lighter, two chips
And three people losing grip
[Pre-Chorus]
Hold up, wait
Don’t act too brave
If you start laughing
You gonna stay
[Chorus]
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Pass the gummy (pass it)
We’re all pretending
We are very classy
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Somebody tell Mom
We found the funny
[Verse 2]
Jen tried to tell a deep story
Ended up crying at a fork
Mike laughed so hard at “broccoli”
He had to sit on the porch
Now the whole room is soft
Like a couch got a passport
Every joke hits twice
Then it drifts right off course
[Pre-Chorus]
Hold up, wait
What was the thing?
Oh right, the thing
Made us all sing
[Chorus]
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Pass the gummy (pass it)
We’re all pretending
We are very classy
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Somebody tell Mom
We found the funny
[Bridge]
If the world feels rude tonight
Bring a snack, bring a grin
If your thoughts start doing cartwheels
Let the weirdness win
We got hiccup laughs
We got snack-crumb hands
We got “why am I like this?”
And a pocket full of plans
[Chorus]
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Pass the gummy (pass it)
We’re all pretending
We are very classy
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Pass the gummy (pass it)
Somebody tell Mom
We found the funny