(Intro (groove reggae + spoken))
Yo yo… Monday blues every day,
Masuk kerja, hati still on vacay…
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(Verse 1)
Masuk kerja muka macam Monday selalu,
Punch card rosak, terus buat-buat slow.
Ada yang ngopi, ada yang scroll TikTok,
Kerja bertimbun, tapi semua steady tak gerak.
Manager cakap, “I need this by five,”
Supervisor confused, “Wait, wasn’t it next Friday live?”
Staf ternganga, “Bukan urgent katanya…”
Ketua jabatan tengah Zoom, tapi mic pun tak berbunyi sejak semalam.
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(Chorus)
Kerja… kerja gaya cuti,
Tapi deadline datang macam tsunami.
Miscommunication jadi SOP,
Siapa salah? “Err... not me, obviously.”
Mengular bukan salah, itu strategi,
Meeting kosong, tapi semua act busy.
Manager cakap pusing macam spinner,
Kita layan dulu beat reggae dinner.
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(Verse 2)
Tugas datang macam bola panas,
Semua pass-pass, tak nak jadi mangsa.
“This is not in my JD,” suara kedengaran,
Padahal semalam kerja cuma tekan refresh berpanjangan.
Supervisor muncul time audit je,
Lepas tu hilang, “Oh sorry, urgent leave ye.”
Manager share quote motivasi hari-hari,
Tapi kerja dia? Forward email, lepas tu lari.
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(Bridge (spoken, rap style))
Bos tanya, “Where’s the report?”
Kita jawab, “Still compiling, just short.”
Dia tanya lagi, “Who’s in charge?”
Semua pandang lantai… senyap macam march.
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(Chorus (ulang))
Kerja… kerja gaya cuti,
Tapi KPI makin misteri.
Pangkat naik, tapi info tak sampai,
Yang betul buat kerja? Entah siapa pun tak kenal pasti.
Mengular jadi budaya rasmi,
Asal nampak sibuk, bos pun happy.
One email, 10 orang reply,
Akhirnya semua “not sure why.”
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(Outro (fade with chuckle))
Yo… kerja keras tapi jangan stress,
Kalau bos tanya, jawab “Still in progress.”
Santai bro… asal bukan kita yang kena press.
TheUda