(Verse 1)
Oh, the polka-dot pickle went a-waddlin’ through the soup,
With a kazoo in its flipper and a hula-hoop!
It tickled the tomatoes till they giggled in the stew,
And the carrots started breakdancin’ in their shiny tap-shoe glue!
(Chorus)
Waffel-jangle, bingle-bangle, zip-zap-zoodle-dee!
Twirl your mustache, grab a fish, and somersault with glee!
The moon’s a bouncy kumquat, the stars are jellybeans,
Sing the waffel-jangle jamboree, it’s nuttier than it seems!
(Verse 2)
There’s a squid in a tutu doin’ cartwheels on the breeze,
While a pancake plays the banjo with a swarm of buzzy fleas.
The clouds are made of marshmallows, they’re rainin’ chocolate syrup,
And a hippo in a top hat shouts, “Let’s boogie till we burp!”
(Chorus)
Waffel-jangle, bingle-bangle, zip-zap-zoodle-dee!
Twist your socks and chase a clock, it’s time to climb a tree!
The sun’s a disco grapefruit, spinnin’ sparkles in a dream,
Sing the waffel-jangle jamboree, it’s nuttier than it seems!
(Bridge)
Oh, the spoons are doin’ backflips, the forks are in a trance,
The teapot’s teachin’ algebra to a pair of polka pants!
A penguin’s got a pogo stick, it’s bouncin’ to the moon,
And the toaster’s singin’ opera in a key that’s out of tune!
(Chorus)
Waffel-jangle, bingle-bangle, zip-zap-zoodle-dee!
Hop on a cucumber, surf a tuba, chase a flying pea!
The sky’s a giant pancake, flippin’ riddles in the stream,
Sing the waffel-jangle jamboree, it’s nuttier than it seems!
(Outro)
So grab a rubber chicken and a sparkly tambourine,
Join the waffel-jangle jamboree, the silliest you’ve seen!
With a whoop and a holler, let’s confuzzle every scene,
‘Cause the waffel-jangle jamboree’s the zaniest dream machine!
(End with a kazoo solo and a goofy laugh: “Hee-haw-zoodle-doo!”)
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