Fake tan
Fake truth
Broken morals
Toupee roof
Fake bullets pass
New gulf shall rise
Dismantling support
Planes crashing in the sky
Yelling at reporters
Now he is Florida bound
No idea too stupid
Playing the sheriff in town
So, Donnie
Tell us please
Why you poop
When you sneeze
Why do you hide
From the list
Rambling about nothing
Giving Kristy a kiss
Goodbye JD
Goodbye Don
Farewell to the fascists
Who pollute this song
Enjoy being racist
And gross and cruel
Have fun beneath the surface
Swimming within Satan’s pool
You make us scream
You make us yell
The country hates you
And you smell
You golf and golf
Your belt can no longer stretch
You should be in Washington
But you’re at McDonald’s being fed
Please tell us why
You hate America so much
Why you think you matter
When you embody disgust
Your inflated ego
Fills us with fear and hate
When karma is successful
Creating a holiday from your fate
So, Donnie
Tell us please
Why you poop
When you sneeze
Why do you hide
From the list
Rambling about nothing
Giving RFK a kiss
Goodbye JD
Goodbye Don
Farewell to the fascists
Who pollute this song
Enjoy being racist
And gross and cruel
Have fun beneath the surface
Swimming within Satan’s pool
You could do us a favor
And quit or just leave
Even take Air Force one
Disappear with the breeze
We promise not to search
We will just leave you be
You can wither away on an island
We all know that fills you with glee