[Verse 1]
Happy lil' squirrel, tail bushy, no drama,
Stashin' all the acorns, call him Nutty Osama.
Twistin' through the treetops, a parkland charmer,
Every tree his castle, every branch his karma.
Yo, the stash was fat, buried deep in the ground,
Thought he was the king with his treasure all around.
Winter’s comin’, paws rubbin’, he grins profound,
But when he digs, not a nut to be found.
[Chorus]
Where my nuts at? Where my stash?
Where my dreams, my future, my cash?
Squirrel's gone mad, tail starts to thrash,
Happy no more—time to clash.
[Verse 2]
First, he hit the robins, feathers in the breeze,
"Where my acorns at, chirpy? Speak or freeze!"
Pigeon on the wire, got snatched with ease,
"Don’t play dumb, bird, I’ll make you sneeze!"
Park-goers runnin', the scene's gettin' wild,
Squirrel chasin' toddlers, no mercy for a child.
Jumped a hotdog stand, mustard on his brow,
Vendor screamin', "Man, he's feral now!"
[Prechorus]
No nuts, no peace, squirrel's inner beast,
City’s in a panic, from west to east.
From the treetops to the streets, chaos unleashed,
Lil’ Nutty's gone rogue, feast or decease.