[Intro]
Snow banks
Salt dust
Rust trucks
Short trust (yeah)
[Verse 1]
Hit Portage in a pickup
Tailgate on my bumper
Dodge the pothole, miss the crater
Still I feel that thunder
Middle finger in the mirror
Like it’s some kind of sport
Buddy swears he owns the lane
And every inch of this resort
4-way stop, that’s just a rumor
Signal lights, we don’t do rumors
Slam the gas on yellow turning
Pray we got that winter humor
[Chorus]
Dodge the pothole, flip me off
And I’ll lock you out
You ain’t ridin’ in this cab
While you’re runnin’ your mouth
From the Perimeter to Main
You can honk and shout
Dodge the pothole, flip me off
And I’ll lock you out (lock you out, hey!)
[Verse 2]
Skid past me on icy corners
Windows down in minus ten
Acting like a race in August
We in January again
Snowplow buried half the signage
Still you cutting through the pack
Parking halfway in two spaces
Like you scared of parking flat
Red light? Guess it’s optional
Merge lane? More like obstacle
You push in, I laugh it off
But I keep these doors on lock and bolt
[Chorus]
Dodge the pothole, flip me off
And I’ll lock you out
You ain’t ridin’ in this cab
While you’re runnin’ your mouth
From St. James over to Transcona
You can stomp and pout
Dodge the pothole, flip me off
And I’ll lock you out (lock you out)
[Bridge]
You can cut me off
You can curse my plate
But you walkin’ home
In that prairie hate
Got a warm truck seat
With your name rubbed out
One more stunt
And you’re frozen out (ayy)
[Chorus]
Dodge the pothole, flip me off
And I’ll lock you out
You ain’t ridin’ in this cab
While you’re runnin’ your mouth
From Chief Peguis to the Forks
You can scream and shout
Dodge the pothole, flip me off
And I’ll lock you out (lock you out, yeah)