Certified Hot Mess

After careful consideration…

A lot of questionable choices…

And absolutely no lessons learned…

I have reached a conclusion.

I lost my keys, but found my confidence,

Lost my mind, but kept my common sense,

My life’s a movie with no script,

Somehow still got a perfect fit,

My plans fall apart by Tuesday,

I make a comeback by Wednesday,

I’m a little wrong, a little right,

A beautiful storm in neon lights,

Don’t need perfect, don’t need clean,

I’m my own kind of masterpiece,

If normal’s what I’m supposed to be…

That sounds boring honestly,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Little chaos, little obsessed,

Got a crooked crown on my head,

Still looking like a ten out of ten,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Turn my breakdowns into success,

Might be crazy, I confess…

But I’m the best dressed disaster you’ve met,

Oops, I did it, oh well, whatever,

Bad ideas make stories better,

Say it louder, no regrets…

Certified, certified hot mess!

My phone is dead, my schedule’s missing,

Probably forgot what I’m forgetting,

Five minutes late but worth the wait,

Some call it flaws, I call it fate,

I trip then turn it into dancing,

Lose the game but make it fashion,

Every mistake I’ve ever made,

Looks better covered up in glitter paint,

I’m not broken, just redesigned,

A limited edition state of mind,

If life’s a circus, can’t you see?

The main attraction looks like me,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Little chaos, little obsessed,

Got a crooked crown on my head,

Still looking like a ten out of ten,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Turn my breakdowns into success,

Might be crazy, I confess…

But I’m the best dressed disaster you’ve met,

Here’s to the drama, here’s to the falls,

Here’s to ignoring some warning calls,

Here’s to the stories nobody planned,

Here’s to becoming who I am,

Perfect people never impressed me,

A little chaos looks interesting,

Love me or don’t, either way…

I’m still gonna celebrate,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Life’s a party, I’m overdressed,

Got my problems, got my crown,

But nothing’s gonna slow me down,

I’m a certified hot mess,

My own kind of happiness,

Signed my name and passed the test…

Officially a certified hot mess!

Certificate approved.

No refunds.

Good luck, everybody.