Certified Hot Mess by Lord_Icicle - Zona

Certified Hot Mess by Lord_Icicle - Zona

Lyrics

[Intro — Spoken]

After careful consideration…

A lot of questionable choices…

And absolutely no lessons learned…

I have reached a conclusion.

[Verse 1]

I lost my keys, but found my confidence,

Lost my mind, but kept my common sense,

My life’s a movie with no script,

Somehow still got a perfect fit,

My plans fall apart by Tuesday,

I make a comeback by Wednesday,

I’m a little wrong, a little right,

A beautiful storm in neon lights,

[Pre-Chorus]

Don’t need perfect, don’t need clean,

I’m my own kind of masterpiece,

If normal’s what I’m supposed to be…

That sounds boring honestly,

[Chorus]

I’m a certified hot mess,

Little chaos, little obsessed,

Got a crooked crown on my head,

Still looking like a ten out of ten,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Turn my breakdowns into success,

Might be crazy, I confess…

But I’m the best dressed disaster you’ve met,

[Post-Chorus]

Oops, I did it, oh well, whatever,

Bad ideas make stories better,

Say it louder, no regrets…

Certified, certified hot mess!

[Verse 2]

My phone is dead, my schedule’s missing,

Probably forgot what I’m forgetting,

Five minutes late but worth the wait,

Some call it flaws, I call it fate,

I trip then turn it into dancing,

Lose the game but make it fashion,

Every mistake I’ve ever made,

Looks better covered up in glitter paint,

[Pre-Chorus 2]

I’m not broken, just redesigned,

A limited edition state of mind,

If life’s a circus, can’t you see?

The main attraction looks like me,

[Chorus]

I’m a certified hot mess,

Little chaos, little obsessed,

Got a crooked crown on my head,

Still looking like a ten out of ten,

I’m a certified hot mess,

Turn my breakdowns into success,

Might be crazy, I confess…

But I’m the best dressed disaster you’ve met,

[Bridge — Big Finale Moment]

Here’s to the drama, here’s to the falls,

Here’s to ignoring some warning calls,

Here’s to the stories nobody planned,

Here’s to becoming who I am,

Perfect people never impressed me,

A little chaos looks interesting,

Love me or don’t, either way…

I’m still gonna celebrate,

[Final Chorus]

I’m a certified hot mess,

Life’s a party, I’m overdressed,

Got my problems, got my crown,

But nothing’s gonna slow me down,

I’m a certified hot mess,

My own kind of happiness,

Signed my name and passed the test…

Officially a certified hot mess!

[Outro — Spoken]

Certificate approved.

No refunds.

Good luck, everybody.