[Intro – Ursula, sultry]
🎶 I admit that in the bedroom I’ve been nasty…
They weren’t kiddin’ when they called me a witch.
But you’ll find that nowadays,
I like to spread in filthy ways,
Yes, my kinks and all my cravings are quite rich.
And here lately, please don’t laugh —
I’ve been lookin’ for some staff.
Tops and daddies lined up, thick and full…
Yes, I plead on bended knees,
Moanin’ “Fill me, pretty please!”
For those poor unfortunate holes. 🎶
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[Verse 1 – Ursula, strutting across the stage]
🎶 Come on, bottoms, let’s be honest,
We all love a good ol’ floggin’.
Whips and chains and dungeon games,
And twenty men just doggin’.
If you want a royal railing,
Sugar, here’s my advice:
Bring some lube, a sturdy bedpost,
And get fucked not once — but twice! 🎶
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[Chorus – Ursula + Tentacle Backup Singers]
🎶 Poor unfortunate holes,
Beggin’ to be filled,
This one moans until he squirts,
That one loves it extra rough —
Do I help them? Yes I will!
Those poor unfortunate holes,
So hungry, so tight,
They come flocking to my cavern
Screaming, “Mistress, rail me harder!”
And I help them? (Ha!) Yes, that’s right! 🎶
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[Verse 2 – Ursula, lowering voice seductively]
🎶 Now it’s true I like them eager,
It’s true I like them loud.
If you’re shy, I’ll break that habit,
Till you’re moaning to a crowd.
So if you want it badly, boy,
There’s just one thing to say:
On your knees, ass in the breeze,
And daddy’s on his way. 🎶
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[Final Chorus – Big Cabaret Finish]
🎶 You poor unfortunate holes,
Go on, make your choice!
I’m a very busy mistress and I haven’t got all day,
It won’t cost much — just your voice!
You poor unfortunate holes,
So eager, so raw,
If you want to spread and squirt, my dear,
You’ve got to pay the toll…
Take a breath and spread ‘em wide,
Go ahead and ride inside —
Those poor unfortunate holes!
Yes, suck it and fuck it, those poor unfortunate holes! 🎶
