[Verse 1]
Hoover has done it.... oooooooh oooh oh Dirty Devil has done it again.... Dirty Devil has made a grown man cry... Sirty Devilhas a man wondering, running around in circles just trying to justify why this man isn't shy... Nope, he's not shy at all... he takes Hoover into his garage where he does things that are sure to freighten anyone ... He takes his little nipple pee pee and turns Dirty Devil on.. Then the man sit down because the fun has just begun.. turns Sirty Devil on hi while his wife sit in the house hoping he would just die... You see this man is a little man who has lived as a hippy , mechanic , pro wrestler, all star football player , along with so many many other great things a little man can do... you see his name is Marc and Marc has lit a spark with good old Dirty Devil..
[Chorus]
Dirty Devil will you please suck suck suck. please suck my little pee pee like I'm a big load and your the big freight truck... you make my toes curl every time we meet and it stops me from always trying to beat my meat..
[Verse 2]
Then one day Dirty Devil asked what are you doing?? you should be laying with your wife yes that's who you should be screwing.. not me little Marky Marc go lite that lite for your wife who's been fed up with you for a long time because all you want to do is tooting and booting... He refuses to do so you see.. hed rather get sucked off by a vacuum while sitting in his pool of sweat.. not a care in the world not even when he's under threat...
[Chorus]
Dirty Devil will you please suck suck suck. please suck my little pee pee like I'm a big load and your the big freight truck... you make my toes curl everything we meet and it stops me from always trying to beat my meat..
[Bridge]
So there's a lesson to be learned from this great great song and that lesson is keep your shlong in your pants all day long... leave Dirty Devil alone you've violated him enough mark now it's time to go home... Please make sure to leave your lube at home so you can use it because their's always a chance your wife will forgive you and save you from your own demise.. even though you deserve to fall .. next thing you know he begins to suck his balls...
[Chorus]
Dirty Devil you please suck suck suck. please suck my little pee pee like I'm a big load and your the big freight truck... you make my toes curl everything we meet and it stops me from always trying to beat my meat..
[Outro]
So after his long night with Dirty Devil he lights a smoke and tells him he's alright.. please don't tell my wife I'd rather stick my peepee in your long black pipe
[End]