Viagra, Whiskey An Me

Drank that magic potent potion thought I"d paint the night red

Viagra ,whiskey an me, baby got me light in my head

Downed it in one shot felt it hit like a train

Now I"m in the E.R driving nurses insane

My pecker"s standing tall like it"s sculpted in stone

Every nurse is fighting over who gets a turn to dethrone

Their gloved hands are ready but their minds undecided if they want to ride it like a Harley down a bumpy road or jerk it like Michael j fox trying to put on his socks

Viagra ,whiskey an me,man oh man oh monkey shit, holy moly, the power got me feeling blind-sided

Viagra,whiskey an me what a wild spree

Nurses all around arguing ferociously

Who"s gonna to be first to help me with my untamed pride

Viagra an the whiskey"s ride won"t let me hide,got a boner reaching for the sky

Doctors scratching heads trying to find a fix

I"m their latest case in this perplexing mix

Nurses drawing straws hoping for a turn

Viagra whiskey"s fire making all of us burn

Had a sip of that magic potion, popped that blue pill

Viagra an whiskey my new devotion

Got my pecker up without a fight

Now I"m stuck in this awkward plight

Viagra ,whiskey an me, oh what a blend

It got me up ,I can't get it down

In the ER all gathered "round

Nurses arguing can"t bring it down

Saw Mary trying to hide her grin

Jessica said "I"ll take him in" nurse Tammy said "he's all yours ,I tried once I can't handle him "

Dr. Jim shook his head so slow

Saying "Boy you reap what you sow"

Viagra,whiskey an me, oh what a blend

It got me up ,God dang it Bobby it won't go down

Laying here with my pride on show

Best-laid plans now gone below

Got more attention than I planned

Curse that bottle in my hand an that blue pill

Nurses whisper "bout my dilemma

Someone please call an enigma

Take a sip they said , pop that blue magic pill they said,"it’s fun" they said,

Now my plight has just begun

Hospital lights shining like a diner sign

Thinking to myself how did I cross this line

Watched the clock tick tock as the hours drag

Viagra whiskey and me in this comical jag

Viagra whiskey and me what a wild spree

Nurses all around arguing ferociously

Who"s gonna to be first to help me with my untamed pride

Viagra whiskey"s ride won"t let me hide now I"m the porn star of the E.R,nurse"s drawing straws witch one will be first to help me get my pecker down ... Viagra, whiskey an me...ohh what a wild spree now I'm in the e.r a local porn star celebrity with a pecker sculptured in Stone,.... with everyone in the e.r staring at me arguing who'll help me get my pecker down