Autumn's Name Should Be First on the Invites!!!

This is a song about a young Italian boy named Nino

He fell in love with a German Jewish Girl whose name was Autumn Lea.

His family didn't approve of their relationship.

Autumn's family thought Nino's riches, came from blood money.

But they didn't.

He wasn't rich at all.

He was livin' paycheck to paycheck y'all.

And wanna hear somethin bout Autumn?

Turns out, she wasn't Jewish!

Her Bubba just was on the wrong train at the wrong time on her way to see some friends during world war 2.

So Autumn became a real nurse.

And Nino became a handyman.

They got married and had three kids, 5 dogs two birds and an axolotl too!

Now their son grew up and became the butcher of Canonsburg.

Their oldest daughter Antonella

Who we call Al for short, is becoming a physical therapist!

And the baby Angelina

who everyone calls Angelina...

She disappeared into the forest to live with the wolves and other foresty animals.

Autumn's older Brother Rick and his wife Melissa,

Have a total of 19 toes between the two.

Well they have two kids and one is a teacher!

And her other brother Eric and Hayley live in Sacramento.

Right down the street, from an evangelical preacher.

I just made that last part up, because it sort of rhymes.

I like it when Pap and Granny D make Mac and cheese sometimes.

So now Autumn is a real nurse and Nino a handyman

They been married real long now and still have three kids, 4 dogs, two birds and an axolotl too!

Turned out She was German Irish, not German Jew.