🎵 No Shave November (Deer Camp Remix)
(Beatbox riff kicks in, sound of a rifle bolt racking, and a buck snorting in the distance)
[Intro – shouted]
NO!
SHAVE!
NOVEMBAHHH!
(Load up! Let’s go!)
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[Verse 1]
From dawn’s first light, I’m up and creepin’,
Thermos full of coffee, while the world’s still sleepin’.
Face lookin’ rough, beard in bloom,
Camouflage king in the frosty gloom!
Got the blaze orange on, scent blocker spray,
Stand in the woods where the big bucks play.
No razor touchin’ till the season’s done,
No shave, no trim — just huntin’ fun!
(Guitar lick)
🎸 “No shave till venison!”
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[Hook – crew chant, Beastie Boys–style]
🦌 NO SHAVE! (No shave!)
NOVEMBAHHH! (NOVEMBAHHH!)
Up in the stand, beard thick like lumber!
🦌 NO SHAVE! (No shave!)
NOVEMBAHHH! (NOVEMBAHHH!)
Bucks on the move and the woods go thunder!
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[Verse 2]
Boots in the mud, breath hangin’ low,
Wind in my beard, that hunter’s glow.
Got doe calls, rattlin’ racks,
Tree stand ready, I’m watchin’ tracks.
From the ridge to the creek, I’m steady and quiet,
Ain’t shavin’ this face — I’m startin’ a riot!
Movember beard with a backwoods twist,
‘Cause a clean-cut face don’t make the list!
(DJ scratch)
🎧 “No… shave… no shave… deer camp!”
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[Hook – repeat, crowd shoutin’]
🦌 NO SHAVE! (No shave!)
NOVEMBAHHH! (NOVEMBAHHH!)
Smells like gunpowder, pine, and coffee strong!
🦌 NO SHAVE! (No shave!)
NOVEMBAHHH! (NOVEMBAHHH!)
Beards and bucks — that’s the hunter’s song!
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[Bridge – spoken hype section, like Ad-Rock]
Yo!
This ain’t just whiskers, this is tradition!
Deer camp crew on a beard mission!
We grow ‘em wild, like the woods we roam,
From the blind to the barn, this is home sweet home!
No razor, no shame — just face fur fame,
And when that buck walks out, you know the name!
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[Breakdown – beatbox solo + deer grunt sample]
(Beard! Beard! Beard!)
No shave till venison!
(Beard! Beard! Beard!)
We hunt for fun!
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[Final Hook – full crew yellin’ it out]
🦌 NO SHAVE! (No shave!)
NOVEMBAHHH! (NOVEMBAHHH!)
From dawn to dusk, we’re callin’ the shots!
🦌 NO SHAVE! (No shave!)
NOVEMBAHHH! (NOVEMBAHHH!)
Deer in the scope and coffee hot!
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[Outro – spoken with echo]
Keep that beard proud, keep that aim true.
No shave, no quit — it’s what hunters do.
From the woods to the fire where the stories burn,
It’s No Shave November — it’s the bucks’ turn!
(Beat fade-out — sound of a distant deer grunt and laughter in the camp)
