Autumn's Name Should Be First on the Invites

This is a song about a young Italian boy named Nino

He fell in love with a German Jewish who's name was Autumn.

Nino's family didn't approve of the relationship.

Autumn's family thought Nino's riches came from blood money.

But they didn't.

He wasn't rich at all.

He was livin' paycheck to paycheck y'all.

And get this.

Autumn?

She wasn't Jewish either!

Turns out her Bubba just got on the wrong train at the wrong time.

She didn't belong there.

So Autumn became a real nurse and Nino became a handyman/fake nurse.

They got married and had three kids, 5 dogs two birds and an axolotl too!

Ohhh their son grew up and became the butcher of Canonsburg.

Their oldest daughter Antonella

Who we call Al, for short is becaming a physical therapist!

And the baby Angelina

who everyone calls Angelina...

She disappeared into the forest to live with the wolves and other foresty animals.

Turns out her Bubba just got on the wrong train at the wrong time.

She didn't belong there.

So Autumn became a real nurse and Nino became a handyman/fake nurse.

They got married and had three kids, 5 dogs two birds and an axolotl too!

Autumn's Brother Rick and his wife Melissa,

Have a total of 19 toes.

And they have two kids and one is a teacher!

And her other brother Eric and Hayley live in Sacramento.

Right down the street, from an evangelical preacher.

I just made that last part up, because it sort of rhymes.

I like it when Pap and Granny D make Mac and cheese sometimes.

So Autumn became a real nurse and Nino became a handyman/fake nurse.

They got married and had three kids, 5 dogs two birds and an axolotl too!