STOP SIMPING (Yeehaw Edition)

[Intro- Spoken]
"I told him he needs tuh stand up fur himself. Cain't have uh pussy fur uh farmhand."

[Pre-Chorus]
(She said are you trying to talk to me? I have a boyfriend. Haha, what a pathetic redneck.)
"Welp, he's still simping fur that lowdown bitch?"
Hey boy, I know you're scared, boy,
You cain't even look me in the eyes, you're shaken up, boy.
You don't know how tuh stand up fur yourself or say naw,
Boy, don't keep letting those types uh girls run over you, naw.
You kin do better, you kin do better than this.

[Chorus]
Intimidated, they're bitches imitating, very irritating, 
Boy, those type uh girls ain't worth dating.
Tryin' tuh break you, boy she's tryin' tuh break you,
Rakin' you through the mud, she'll take you, then replace you, aw naw boy.
Quit cryin' sonny boy, put on your boots an' quit pining, they just want your money, liars.
Liars lyin', tuh ruin you, they're tryin',
simp bitch boys hearin' the choir, put through hell, burnin' like crops in uh fire.

[Verse 1]
She said:
(What do you mean "naw"? This is fuckin' crazy, ya hear?! I was gonna go to the Rodeo.)
Go git her, tell her to pack up, no bucks upon bucks, tell her you've had enough.
Gold diggers, bullies, and quitters, cheatin', and beratin', evil as satan- 

Aren't you tarred uh that, sonny boy?

[Chorus]
Aggravated, they're so damn jaded, kissing a boy and then reporting him fur rapin', 
Boy, those types uh girls ain't worth uh lick.
Tryin' to bend you, fold you and then end you.
Boy, no more sendin' money (be a man)
Stop tryin', please, just stop tryin', focus on the crops, if they apologize, they're lyin'.
Taking advantage, long lastin' damage,
simp bitch boys start flockin' with wallets open,
Hopin' she'll want their package. (They don't)

[Verse 2]
(I told him he could fuck me if he gave me money, and he actually believed me. Hahahaha, he's such a desperate loser!)
Those types are savage, boy, your life will be ravaged,
No money left, they snatched it, them girls are fake as fucking plastic.

Boy...manipulation is their tactic. 

[Pre Outro- Spoken]
(Naw, she's just pretendin' tuh be dominant, she wants tuh take advantage uh masochists like you. An' boy, if you ain't uh masochist, why in tarnation are you letting her pull yer leg, boy? She wants tuh hurt you.)
[Outro]
Ahh...(I need a cigrit) Ahh...(an' some Jack)
Welp... (money) Naw.
Want uh drank boy? (Sure thang)
(Let's go fishin' ) Deer fir supper.

Stop. Simping.
Stop. Simping.

(Fur git them darn girls)

Country, male