*Verse 1*
I'm a stoner, ain't no denyin'
Got my weed, got my snacks, got my lazy life
I'm chillin', smokin', feelin' so right
Got my munchies on, day and night
*Chorus*
Weed, weed, it's my best friend
Helps me relax, till the very end
I'll smoke it all day, I'll smoke it all night
Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right
*Verse 2*
I'm a master of the couch, king of the throne
Got my remote, got my snacks, got my weed zone
I'm watchin' Netflix, I'm eatin' Cheetos
Got my lazy life, and it's nobody's business
*Chorus*
Weed, weed, it's my best friend
Helps me relax, till the very end
I'll smoke it all day, I'll smoke it all night
Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right
*Verse 3*
My friends say I'm lazy, they say I'm a mess
But when I'm high, I'm the king of the stress
I'll smoke it to relax, I'll smoke it to unwind
Got my weed, and it's one of a kind
*Verse 4*
I'll take a dab, I'll take a hit
Got my weed, and it's makin' me lit
I'll smoke it in the morning, I'll smoke it at night
Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right
*Verse 5*
My life's a mess, but when I'm high
Everything's alright, and I'm feelin' fly
I'll smoke it to forget, I'll smoke it to cope
Got my weed, and it's my only hope
*Chorus*
Weed, weed, it's my best friend
Helps me relax, till the very end
I'll smoke it all day, I'll smoke it all night
Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right
*Outro*
So if you see me, with my weed in hand
Don't be surprised, when I'm chillin' in my land
I'm a stoner, and I'm proud to say
Got my weed, and it's here to stay!