I'm a stoner

*Verse 1*

I'm a stoner, ain't no denyin'

Got my weed, got my snacks, got my lazy life

I'm chillin', smokin', feelin' so right

Got my munchies on, day and night

*Chorus*

Weed, weed, it's my best friend

Helps me relax, till the very end

I'll smoke it all day, I'll smoke it all night

Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right

*Verse 2*

I'm a master of the couch, king of the throne

Got my remote, got my snacks, got my weed zone

I'm watchin' Netflix, I'm eatin' Cheetos

Got my lazy life, and it's nobody's business

*Chorus*

Weed, weed, it's my best friend

Helps me relax, till the very end

I'll smoke it all day, I'll smoke it all night

Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right

*Verse 3*

My friends say I'm lazy, they say I'm a mess

But when I'm high, I'm the king of the stress

I'll smoke it to relax, I'll smoke it to unwind

Got my weed, and it's one of a kind

*Verse 4*

I'll take a dab, I'll take a hit

Got my weed, and it's makin' me lit

I'll smoke it in the morning, I'll smoke it at night

Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right

*Verse 5*

My life's a mess, but when I'm high

Everything's alright, and I'm feelin' fly

I'll smoke it to forget, I'll smoke it to cope

Got my weed, and it's my only hope

*Chorus*

Weed, weed, it's my best friend

Helps me relax, till the very end

I'll smoke it all day, I'll smoke it all night

Got my weed, and it's feelin' just right

*Outro*

So if you see me, with my weed in hand

Don't be surprised, when I'm chillin' in my land

I'm a stoner, and I'm proud to say

Got my weed, and it's here to stay!