Otto Transfer Hunk

(Verse 1)
Yeah he’s got that beard cut clean, razor tight
Cold steel shine on his head every night
Hands on the wheel, hauling poles down the road
Talks like the world’s just a story he wrote

(Pre-Chorus)
Yeah he walks like he’s already won
Like the spotlight is always on

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(Chorus)
He’s got a long ding dong hangin’ down so low
Ain’t none better, his girl said so
Justin swears he’s a legend in the dark instead
Like a machine when he climbs in bed
He’ll tell you that his girl said he’s got the biggest junk
He’s the Otto Transfer hunk

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(Verse 2)
Teeth so white like a flash in the night
Says they shipped to him overnight
Best damn driver, yeah he’ll make that claim
Ain’t nobody else can match his game
Bought that house, yeah it sounds absurd
Got hitched up, didn’t say a word
Didn’t call his friends, no invite to go
Now he’s unloadin’, watch his’ ego grow

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(Pre-Chorus)
He struts around ‘cause he knows he can
Every mirror tells him he’s the man


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(Chorus)
He’s got a long ding dong hangin’ down so low
Ain’t none better, his girl said so
Justin swears he’s a legend in the dark instead
Like a machine when he climbs in bed
He’ll tell you that his girl said he’s got the biggest junk
He’s the Otto Transfer hunk

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(Bridge)
Yeah he’s twisted up in his own head game
Only one in the sex hall of fame
You roll your eyes but you still gotta laugh
He says he put the big “O” on the map

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(Breakdown / Final Chorus – heavier delivery)
He’s got a long ding dong hangin’ down so low
Yeah he’ll tell you things you don’t even know
Justin livin’ like he’s already crowned
King of the dong and it touches the ground
Say what you want, but he don’t care punk
He’s the Otto Transfer hunk

Heavy modern rock, raw vocals, arrogant trucker Justin, bald, beard, ego-driven, loud guitars, hard hitting chorus