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Lyrics
**Poppyseed Bagel**
*(to the tune of a slow, proud toilet ballad – think sad trombone meets bathroom acoustics)*
(Verse 1)
I ate you for breakfast, oh poppyseed bagel
Toasted and schmear’d, lookin’ so stable
Little black dots like stars on your face
Didn’t know you’d launch me to deep space
(Chorus)
Ohhh poppyseed bagel, why you do me like that?
You promised a crunch, but you brought the *splat*
One hour later I’m prayin’ on porcelain
Poppyseed bagel, you’re my sin
(Verse 2)
They said “everything bagel” would be the real beast
But no, little poppy, you’re the yeast of the east
You slipped through the system, quiet and sly
Now it’s three flushes and I’m asking why
(Chorus)
Ohhh poppyseed bagel, you sneaky lil’ fiend
You went in so classy, came out so mean
Floatin’ like battleships, proud and severe
Poppyseed bagel… I’m shedding a tear
(Bridge – spoken, dramatic whisper)
I can still taste the sesame… but the poppies took over
They planted their flag in the porcelain clover
I trusted you, bagel. I really did.
Now the toilet’s my therapist… and it’s fully booked, kid.
(Final chorus – big finish)
Oh poppyseed bagel, you win, it’s okay
You turned brunch to terror in the cruelest way
Next time I’ll stick to plain… or maybe just toast
Poppyseed bagel… you’re the ghost with the most
(Fade out with gentle plop-plop-plop sound effects)
…never again… never again…
*(bows, exits stage left, toilet still gurgling in applause)*
Details
GeneratedFeb 11, 2026
Duration2:17
LanguageEnglish
Style
Rage Pop, sad, proud, sneaky, mean, classy, dramatic, terrible, ghostly, crunchy, floating, ploppy, gurgling, tormented
Credits
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DickemDown
DickemDownModelAria v5
