Four

How many things are there?

If you include all the things everywhere.

How many things are there? Even stuff people hide under their bed. (That’s the first place I would look)

Does water count as one thing or do you have to count every drop? How many things are there including everything even water.

What if after you count all the things everywhere, it turns out there’s more things? Then what?

How many things are there, tell me, including dirt. Does dirt count as one thing? How many things are there?